(Source: jcrisci, via roy-ality)

callmeoutis:

i found these at the mall. on sale. for real money.

callmeoutis:

i found these at the mall. on sale. for real money.

(via thats-so-meme)

Hawking sass (x)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via withoutherimlost)

(via ddarkahn)

toocooltobehipster:

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?


used to?

toocooltobehipster:

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

used to?

phantomfoxhound:

thegeekyqueen:

IM CRYING

OH MY GOD

(via thats-so-meme)

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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(via sexxxdreamsss)

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

when a friend offers you the rest of their fries image

(via neotropicalia)

hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

(Source: camiivalee, via butt-emoji)

pokemean:

Walk a mile in these Louboutins

pokemean:

Walk a mile in these Louboutins

(Source: barbed, via whatevernevermind0)

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

(Source: heteroh, via toocooltobehipster)